You cannot install 3rd party packages on Jewbuntu

what, you don’t like your mama’s browser anymore?

Jewbuntu does not support hibernate mode

Never mind me, I’ll rest in the grave.

You need more RAM

Look at you. Isn’t she feeding you anything? Here, I’ve packed a few megabytes for you to take home.

Jewbuntu’s desktop is green

no, you cannot change the desktop colour. What’s wrong with green?